Ellen forgot to open my door today -- B%$!! All day I was locked inside, gazing forlornly out at the other evil cats in the driveway, bored out of my brain. I didn't even have the heart to terrorise them through the window.
How could she do this to me? Have I not been a good kitty for weeks and weeks -- maybe even months?
To be fair, I don't think it was deliberate. She seemed very guilty when she got home, doled out my food, then found me waiting patiently beside the door. She opened it then, but all I got was a measly half an hour to go outside! Then she locked the door again.
Today has been a dud of a day.