I got weighed today and I'm 4.8kg. Ellen says that's too heavy, so she's put me on a diet. Sheesh! Just because SHE'S on a diet! What's she going to subject me to? Weightwatchers for cats? Does that mean 22 pellet-points per day (or whatever)?
I AM NOT FAT!
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The matron cat, wearing her apron - ha!
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Chenna the devilcat
A word from Chenna . . .
Welcome to my blog. Ellen thinks it will help me understand myself better. She keeps telling me my behaviour is socially unacceptable. But isn't a cat supposed to hiss, bite and scratch? Wouldn't you get grumpy if you got dragged to the vet every second month? I don't think I'm abnormal. When I'm not sleeping I stare out windows, or eat, or stalk the perimeter of the garden to make sure there are no intruders. You know, typical cat stuff. I only attack people sometimes. But read on and judge for yourself . . .
PS Ellen may rue the day she made me do this. If therapy she wants, then therapy she'll get. (Devilcat indeed!)
PS Ellen may rue the day she made me do this. If therapy she wants, then therapy she'll get. (Devilcat indeed!)
Beth - Guest blogger
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(sigh) he hasn't written
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